" cold fish "

 [ "cold fish" ]

1: A sex partner who is either not receptive, or not providing any emotional or physical feedback during copulation.

  * e.g.,  ... Perhaps something was on his mind, but the cold fish watched while I did all the work. 

 [ "cold fish" ]

1: When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

  * e.g.,  ... John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot. 

 [ "Cold Fish Eye" ]

1: when you enter a woman's asshole instead of her vagina from behind, and she turns back to stare at you with one eye.

  * e.g.,  ... my woman gave me the Cold Fish Eye when my dick popped into her asshole and she wasn't expecting it. 

 [ "hot fish cold fish" ]

1: The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.

  * e.g.,  ... Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited? Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting. Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now. 

 [ "Cold Fish" ]

1: A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey man, nice to see you!”